Bald Isn’t Bare—It’s Battle-Ready.

And then she laughed in my face, shaking her head and walking away, leaving me to feel as if I had made a grave mistake,  from the bar.  Yeah,  I was that guy at the bar  trying to get the number, but getting

drastically shot down. 

Did I mention the bar was packed because this was a Friday night at  TGI Fridays?

Feeling like it was me, maybe I had something on my face, maybe my breath stank, or maybe it was the lack of hair on my head. After checking the first two, my breath was fresh, a clean face and I kept the convo interesting. It had to be the lack of hair that caused my downfall.

Her shaking her head, like a dog with its favorite chew toy in its mouth.. Like WTF
This was years ago, but I look back and see that my bald head was not a flaw during that time but rather a bold, dominant, DYNAMIC FORCE.

Although it does look like a crystal ball/ mirror that is shiny enough to reflect the sun onto a pan and cook a steak in the wilderness if I ever get lost, that just goes to prove how dominant a bald head can be.

As “ baldies” or soon-to-be “ baldies,”  our heads are an unmatchable force of social, physical, mental, and political dominance.

With all that being said, welcome to another week of The Everything Bald Newsletter, where this week's theme is  Bald heads are not a flaw but a force.

With that being said, welcome back to The Everything Bald Newsletter

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