Episode 1. Bald Head Business Badass

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jamie brown
August 14, 2024

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We are going to try something new today …

the BBB that the Bald head Business Badass of the week. Well badasses because i’m including 2 awesome business people of the week. It’s going to be amazing and it can be someone from your local area or a mega huge name… we’re open to all suggestions. 😊

This is a weekly add on to our weekly newsletter thing. I promise to keep it short , sweet , and 2 the point with a slight mix of funny stuff and every now and then.

This is just to show that being bald is nothing to fear as well as show what greatness us “ baldies” have in the world and how those without hair rule the world….

INTRODUCING……………

🥸 Bald Head Badass #1 — Neil Patel

Why Neil Patel is the Bald Eagle of Business

Alright, folks, grab your favorite bald wax and settle in, because we're about to dive into why Neil Patel is the undisputed kingpin of the digital marketing world. Picture this: if business was a jungle, Neil would be that bald eagle swooping down with laser-focused precision, snatching up opportunities while the rest of us are still fumbling with our binoculars. Yep, he's that good.

Now, let's get one thing straight: Neil Patel isn’t just another bald dude who happens to know his way around a blog post. No, my friends, he's a marketing ninja, the kind of guy who makes SEO look like child’s play. While most of us were busy figuring out how to spell "algorithm," Neil was already writing the playbook on how to game it. And you know what? He’s been so successful at it that Google probably has his face on a dartboard in their office.

But here’s where Neil gets even more interesting. He’s not just some marketing savant—he’s the kind of businessman who sees a wall and doesn’t just climb over it; he blows it up, turns the rubble into a product, and sells it back to the rest of us as a “growth hack.” Whether it's launching multi-million dollar companies, penning bestsellers, or speaking to packed auditoriums, Neil's been there, done that, and probably optimized the process.

Let’s not forget, this guy is the co-founder of Crazy Egg, Hello Bar, and KISSmetrics, all while blogging like a madman and sharing tips that actually work. Seriously, if you’ve ever Googled anything about digital marketing, chances are you’ve landed on one of his articles. And if you haven't, are you even marketing, bro?

But what truly sets Neil apart is his relentless hustle. The man is a machine. He’s like the Terminator of digital marketing—unstoppable, unbreakable, and somehow always one step ahead. He’s constantly experimenting, innovating, and—most importantly—sharing his knowledge with the rest of us mere mortals. And he does it all with that signature bald head shining like a beacon of wisdom in the chaotic world of online business.

In a world where everyone’s trying to be the next big thing, Neil Patel just quietly became the current big thing. And you know what’s even better? He’s done it all while looking like a total badass. So, here’s to Neil Patel—the bald eagle of business. Keep soaring, Neil. We’re all just trying to catch up.

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🥸 Bald Head Badass #2 — Noah Karen

Noah Kagan: The Bald Bandit of Business

Alright, folks, buckle up because we’re about to take a wild ride through the entrepreneurial escapades of Noah Kagan, the bald bandit who’s been robbing the business world of its best-kept secrets and handing them out like candy at a parade. If Neil Patel is the bald eagle, then Noah is the bald bandit, swooping in, making a mess, and somehow walking away with all the loot and everyone’s respect.

Let’s set the stage here: Noah’s the guy who got fired from Facebook before it was cool, and instead of sulking, he turned around and built a digital empire that would make even Mark Zuckerberg do a double take. Seriously, getting canned from Facebook is like getting kicked out of a buffet for eating too much—it’s almost impressive.

But what makes Noah truly legendary isn’t just his ability to bounce back—it's the way he does it with a wink and a smirk that says, “Yeah, I just pulled that off, and I’m not even sorry.” This is the man behind AppSumo, the site that’s like Groupon for geeks, but instead of deals on mani-pedis, you’re getting 90% off software that’ll turn you into the next startup unicorn. And let’s be real, Noah probably negotiated that discount while eating tacos, because this man doesn’t play by the rules—he rewrites them.

Noah’s not your average buttoned-up, suit-and-tie kind of entrepreneur. No, he’s more like that guy who shows up to a black-tie event in flip-flops and somehow makes it look like the rest of us are overdressed. He’s the ultimate hustler, the guy who can take a napkin sketch and turn it into a million-dollar business before you’ve even finished your coffee. And he does it all with the kind of bald confidence that says, “Hair is for amateurs.”

What makes Noah even more of a legend is his ability to laugh in the face of failure—literally. He’s the first to admit when he screws up, but instead of wallowing, he turns his mistakes into content, monetizes it, and laughs all the way to the bank. And you know what? We’re all laughing with him because he’s that damn relatable. Who else could make getting fired from Facebook sound like a genius career move?

But don’t let the jokes fool you—Noah’s got game. He’s built companies, advised startups, and grown a community of die-hard fans who’d probably follow him into a pit of fire if he promised them a free Sumo-sized discount on the way out. And through it all, he’s maintained that rare balance of being a total badass while still being the kind of guy you’d want to grab a beer with. Or, in Noah’s case, a taco. Always a taco.

So here’s to Noah Kagan, the bald bandit who proves that you don’t need a full head of hair to be a full-fledged success. Keep stealing the spotlight, Noah. We’re just happy to be in on the heist.

Wanna know something funny:

Having no hair allows these great meant to focus more on being this world renown super businessman.

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 Hope you enjoyed. Your awesome . Keep that head shaved, smooth and shiny

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Till next week keep them head shinning and your self confidence even brighter.

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-jamie
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