Kicking Bread Across the aisle instead of Growing Huge Muscle

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Here is to an amazing week . Let start Monday off It a spectacular way. no one likes Monday but Monday is one day closer to the weekend for everyone else. But for our Bald/ Balding brothers its the day of power, strength and unmatched incidents of the sun bouncing off of our smooth chrome domes to cause accident

Welcome to Mighty Monday’s We need you to unleash your Bald Head superpowers, which only kick in three hours after you’ve shaved your noggin smooth.

Picture this: the clouds start to look like they’ve been hitting the buffet a bit too hard, the sky turns moodier than a teenager denied Wi-Fi, and suddenly, a thunderous crack echoes through the air. A lightning bolt, so massive it makes Shaq look like a garden gnome, zaps you right where you stand, gifting you the superpowers of the legendary bald-headed Greek gods. It's like Zeus himself decided to give you a high-five, but, you know, with electricity.