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Mighty Monday: “Bald & Brilliant” - 2 Hacks for a Stronger You
jamie brown
February 17, 2025
Gentlemen, once again welcome to another great monday.. Or as I would like to call MIGHTY Mondays..
With a weekend of great sports minus the NBA all star game.. Saying the Purina dog show was more entertaining then any one the all star weekend evens would be a insult to the dog.
The one person that looked mighty as he jumped over a car and doing crazy like dunks was Matt McClung..
We honor him as a might jumper although he is not bald i want to explode into this newsletter as he did dunking the ball..
This week’s theme is Welcome to the bald life—where the smooth-headed reign supreme.
In todays episode :
lets get down to business its sunny outside and its time to get 🔌 CHARGED UP!! WOO!!
2 ways to be stronger and better in some pretty dynamic ways.
If you’re new here, you’ve made the right choice. This is your one-stop-shop for owning your baldness and becoming smarter, stronger, and cooler.
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🔥 2 Quick Hacks for the Bald Life:
The “Teflon Dome” Hack – Ever notice how your head doesn’t feel as smooth as it looks? You might be missing one crucial step: pre-shave oil. Before you go in with your razor, apply a light layer of coconut oil or jojoba oil. This helps the blade glide like a Rolls-Royce on a fresh highway, reducing irritation and preventing nicks.
If you like this recipe here is one of my all natural recipes you can make out of common stuff you can get from the grocery store that will have your dome looking smooth and sexy and protect it from the sun click here
Glisten Game Strong – A proper bald head isn’t just smooth—it shines like a damn lighthouse.
To get that healthy gleam, apply aloe vera gel post-shave. It hydrates, cools, and prevents your scalp from drying out, leaving you looking like an action hero, not a peeled potato.
🤣 Bald Fact of the Week:
TRUE FACT: Studies show that bald men are perceived as 13% stronger, 6% more intelligent, and 100% less likely to spend money on shampoo.
SHOULD BE TRUE: Bald men are 87% more likely to give great life advice while rubbing their heads thoughtfully.
Your Monday Power Up’s
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🏋🏾 Power up 1
Nothing make you feel more confident, powerful , and confident than a new pair of shoes. Especially if they are these Nike Air Jordan 1 High Black Toe
🏋🏾 🏋🏾 Power up 2
5 Epic ways to achieve your Goals.. All the time. Click here to learn how to learn the 5 secrets to Crush your goals
🏋🏾🏋🏾 🏋🏾 Power up 3ARTUPS
Unlock Your Potential: 3 Micro learning Apps You Need in 2025. Learn how to…
Spread the word
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February giveaway
📣📣 O Yeah Im running the coolest contest in the world.. .yeah im giving away our new premium shaving razors.. Cooler than Kit.. the black futurustic Car.. “ What Teslas should have been “ before Tesla was ever created.. Its 100% free - Its Awesome - It comes in black WHAT MORE DO I NEED TO SAY
Where here I have carved out a small piece of your day to make you that much more powerful…. You have the tools to make this week a epic fun adventurious week.
Remember.. To be Bald is to Be Bold..
As Bald men or soon to be Bald men for house who are loosing their hair follicle battle, there is nothing to worry about. You will be 105% cooler with a bald head, more intimidating and more attractive to the opposite sex ( who who ever you fancy ).
Bald heads are a trend that never go out of style.
Keep them head shinning and glinting
Stay strong, stay smooth, and keep dominating.
-Jamie “ Chief Bald Head Aficionado”
P.S. Make sure to take me up on my free giveaway.., it’s a kick ass razor for free. The more people you tell the better your odds of winning.
P.S.S .. I made something for you a way to check your bald head shine Levels.. check it out here