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R.I.P Damon John 's
Yup that right lets have a moment for Damon John’s Hair.. is what we would be saying if he was not a kick but hold nothing back entrepreneur.. with all the stress, hustles and deals he has done over the years he certainly would have pulled all his hair out by now..
/welcome back to Episode 2 of the Bald Head Badass of the Week..
Get ready for the BBB - the Bald Head Business Badass of the Week! But wait, this week we're doubling the excitement with not one, but TWO incredible business powerhouses! It's going to be absolutely epic, and the best part? It could be anyone from your local hero to a global superstar. We're all ears for your suggestions! 😊
This is a weekly add on to our weekly newsletter thing. I promise to keep it short , sweet , and 2 the point with a slight mix of funny stuff and every now and then.
This is just to show that being bald is nothing to fear as well as show what greatness us “ baldies” have in the world and how those without hair rule the world….
INTRODUCING……………

🥸 Bald Head Badass #1 — Neil Patel

Daymon John: The Bald Boss Who Took on the World
Daymon John is no ordinary entrepreneur—he's a bald-headed business assassin who built a $6 billion empire from just $40 and a sewing machine. And yes, his baldness? Total superpower. Here's why Daymon John is the ultimate bald boss:
🧑🦲 Baldness = Focus
No hair, no distractions. Damon’s bald head is like a laser beam of focus.
While others fussed over their hairstyles, Daymon built FUBU, a brand that became a cultural movement.
🧢 The LL Cool J Power Move
The ultimate marketing ninja move: Daymon convinced LL Cool J to wear FUBU in a Gap commercial.
Hijacked national TV and made it all about his brand—genius, right?
🦈 Shark Tank Jedi
Daymon doesn’t just swim with sharks, he dominates. His smooth, bald head cuts through the nonsense.
He spots business winners like a bald Jedi, making deals while the other sharks sweat.
📈 Grind Like a Bald Boss
Daymon’s bald head doesn’t have bad hair days—and he doesn’t have bad business days either.
His book Rise and Grind is the blueprint for bald-headed hustle. He lives what he preaches, grinding harder than anyone else in the game.
💪 Bald = Superpower
His baldness gives him clarity, focus, and adaptability. No fluff, just success.
$6 billion empire, Shark Tank deals, and inspiring millions—all with a smooth dome.
Daymon John proves that when you’re bald, you don’t just survive—you thrive. He’s not just a businessman—he’s a bald-headed legend. Keep grinding, Damon!
🥸 Bald Head Badass #2 — Jason Kidd

Jason Kidd: The Bald Basketball Wizard Who Dominated the Court
Jason Kidd isn’t just a basketball legend—he’s a bald-headed mastermind whose shiny dome led him to greatness. From NBA titles to coaching success, it’s all thanks to his bald (or almost bald) superpowers. Let’s break down why Kidd’s nearly bald head was the secret sauce to his legendary career:
🏀 Bald = Court Vision
Jason Kidd didn’t just see the game—he saw everything. His bald head acted like a radar dish, reading plays before they even happened.
One of the best passers in NBA history, Kidd racked up over 12,000 assists in his career, dropping dimes with precision that only a bald-headed basketball genius could pull off.
🏆 The Championship Baldness
Kidd wasn’t just about assists—he was a stone-cold winner. His bald brilliance shone brightest in 2011 when he helped lead the Dallas Mavericks to an NBA Championship.
Bald fact: Kidd’s head gleamed so bright, it probably blinded the Miami Heat during that series. Coincidence? We think not.
⚡ Triple-Double Machine
You know those stats sheets filled with points, rebounds, and assists? Yeah, Jason Kidd pretty much owned them.
With 107 triple-doubles, Kidd’s almost bald head gave him the power to be everywhere on the court—like a basketball superhero swooping in to save the day.
👓 The Coach with the Shiny Wisdom
After dominating as a player, Jason took his bald brilliance to the sidelines, becoming an NBA head coach. His ability to see the game didn’t stop when he left the court.
As the head coach of the Milwaukee Bucks and later the Dallas Mavericks, Kidd brought that same bald clarity to help guide young players and shape future champions.
🧠 Bald = Basketball IQ
With a basketball IQ off the charts, Kidd’s head (free of hair distractions) allowed him to focus purely on strategy. His bald noggin was like a basketball supercomputer, constantly processing every play and opponent’s move.
🏅 Hall of Fame Baldness
Kidd’s nearly bald head didn’t just get him points on the scoreboard—it earned him a spot in the Basketball Hall of Fame in 2018.
He’s living proof that a smooth or nearly smooth dome is a ticket to greatness.
🔮 Bald Telepathy
Teammates used to say Kidd had a sixth sense on the court. But we all know the truth—it was his bald head giving him a telepathic connection to the game. He always knew where the ball should be before anyone else did.
🔥 Bald = Leadership
Kidd’s bald head didn’t just make him a better player—it made him a leader. His calm, composed, and gleaming presence on the court inspired confidence in his teammates. They knew when the bald Kidd was in charge, everything would fall into place.
Jason Kidd proves that having a bald (or nearly bald) head isn’t just a look—it’s a superpower. From court vision to coaching brilliance, his smooth dome led him to an extraordinary career, cementing his legacy as one of the greatest to ever play the game. Jason Kidd: bald, brilliant, and basketball’s best.
Wanna know something funny:
Having no hair allows these great meant to focus more on being this world renown super businessman.
Hope you enjoyed. Your awesome . Keep that head shaved, smooth and shiny
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Till next week keep them head shinning and your self confidence even brighter.
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-jamie
Chief Bald Head
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