Everything Bald Newsletter
Your alarm goes off.
Your scalp is dry.
Your motivation is somewhere under the bed next to that unmatched sock you haven’t seen since June.
You shuffle into the bathroom, flip on the light, and—boom—your bald head hits you with the kind of honesty no therapist ever could.
No bangs to hide behind.
No messy hair to blame.
Just you… and The Dome.
And somehow your dome looks back like:
“Alright king… let’s figure this out.”
Because here’s the truth:
Bald men don’t wake up looking put together.
We wake up becoming put together.
Whether you’re prepping for a big meeting or simply planning to conquer the couch, a little reset can work wonders.
