Were shaking off the Monday gunk.. All working weeks should really start on Tuesdays and end at noon on Fridays. Mondays should be our “ Get your S#it together” days.. lol

But everyday a bald head man wakes up great.

Some man ( bald head, thinning hair, or has a 80% of his head is follicle free 😄 ) woke up shook his , washed his face, smack is head 20 times in crazed notion while looking in the mirror to see how great he is.

Knowing he may have went to sleep as a man but has woken up as a “ BALD HEADED GOD”

Go conquer, take over, destroy , your competion + Competitors + Nay sayers + Haters

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Towel Of Tuesdays 
Cool Stuff that Makes You Fill Like King of Your Domain

1. Whiskey & Wisdom – What’s the best whiskey for a bald king? Lagavulin 16-Year Scotch.

   • Rich, smoky, and aged to perfection—just like your future.

   • Pairs well with a leather armchair and a quiet night of plotting world domination.

Speaking  of whisky, the only thing thats cooler than an age whisky is a one of a kind unique  decanter that will not only allow you to always have your whisky at your when but will look amazing a articitic art piece that  show your smooth & shiny head dominance over all others.

If you want the best that look at this Decantor 

Sneaker-Shaped 1800 Tequila Bottle

2. The Bald Playlist – Songs Every Bald Man Should Blast at Full Volume

• “Smooth Criminal” – Michael Jackson (Because, let’s be real, you ARE the smoothest in the room.)

• “No Hair, Don’t Care” – (Okay, we made this one up.)

• “Lose Yourself” – Eminem (Because, well… you’ve already lost your hair, so might as well embrace it.)

One of this weeks coolest albums 😃 “It’s like having the worlds finest aged rum mixed with  coke on a late Friday night in the dark corner of a jazz club with the sexiest woman you have seen  looking into your eyes as the soft light magestically shines over your bald head, with her  licking her lips in anticipation of  the late night events ” 

Life Is Beautiful

Larry June / 2 chains / the alchemist

 🖼 Bald Meme of the Week:

[Insert meme of The Rock, Vin Diesel, and Jason Statham looking powerful as hell, with the caption: “When you realize all the greatest action stars are bald.”]

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Next to a Fresh shaved head is a fresh pair of kicks.
 🫠 this weeks freshest shoes to look out for

February giveaway

📣📣 O Yeah Im running the coolest contest in the world.. .yeah im giving away our new premium shaving razors.. Cooler than Kit.. the  black futurustic  Car.. “ What Teslas should have been “ before  Tesla was ever created..  Its 100% free - Its Awesome - It comes in black  WHAT MORE DO I NEED TO SAY