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When Life Steals our Hair Away, " Steal the Show " by looking 10x more confident as A Bald Man... .

Have you ever had that feeling of greatness despite feeling like you're lost?

Weeks have come and gone. In every way, we are all getting older. But I’ll be damn if we look like it.

Yes, those whose hair destinies have been prewritten in the scrolls of the hairless. Your thinning, sporty, hair-falling destiny was written out far before.

Wright 😁 😁 

Some have helped this come into reality by doing stupid stuff with our gear, but no matter if I did it or you lost of hairs was caused charity we take the control back right now!

… welcome to the everything bald newsletter where we help to find your new bald identity and take back control of unwanted hair loss.

I’m your “ Captain -my -Captain” .. dead poets society reference .. sorry  

But I’m here to take the lead and show you how to come out on the other end of the bald tunnel 15% greater this week

Do you hear it the fireworks going off all around you, the strobe lights shooting in the air , the endless hoards of women screaming with hysteria as you enter the room … 

That’s how it feels when you embrace your bald look, but cutting it all off, going bald using a razor from our good friends at forbaldheads.com.

The hands-down best razor for bald heads is made by bald heads and with the bald head of a man in mind.

In today’s episode:

  • 3 Things That Happen After the First Shave

  • The wisdom of the bald

  • 3 Power-ups: Squash all of your foes

  • What’s your orgin story

     

🧊🧊 Cold nuggets - The COOlest of COOlest interesting articles related to the bald life.. that will  make you look or feel super cool. 

🧊 Hilariously Absurd Hair Loss Myths- This lighthearted piece debunks common and bizarre myths about hair loss, providing clarity and humor on the misconceptions surrounding baldness. Read Now

🧊 10 affordable skincare brands that'll give every guy a glow-up- Getting a “ glow up “ is no longer just for women; feel better + look better in minutes.. See what it’s all about. 

🧊The Best Cologne for Men, According to a Fragrance Geek Who's Smelled Them All.. Bald  Head + Smelling good = A lifelong sex symbol. Get you some of this !!

🧊 Being bald is OK, but going bald is horrible’: Men are opening up about hair loss  Men opening up about the bumpy road of  “Baldism”.... ( I just made that last word up bout sounds cool 👏 .. Read Now

🧊 😂 How cinema helped villainise the bald man.. Why Dr. Evil from Austin Powers movies had it all right and he was not truly evil…. Don't Believe Me ?  Read the article

🚀 From Falling Hair to Rising Power

It’s not just  that you're losing your hair. You shed a version of yourself.

And that version?

Your old version , the one that needed pomade ( or any other hair product) , excuses, and 45 minutes in front of the mirror is now gone. He never wants to show his face in her again.

And you know what that’s a good thing. 

Now all you need 3 minutes, some head balm, and a mission.

When the hair goes, so does the illusion:

  • That youth was just about looks

  • That confidence grew in patches

  • That your self-worth could fall out strand by strand

    Baldness is the filter. What’s left?
    The real you. Sharper. Louder. Unapologetic.

THE FIRST SHAVE = YOUR ORIGIN STORY OF BALDNESS

Whether you shaved it alone at midnight with kitchen scissors and courage… or you walked into a barbershop and said, “Take it all”… that moment was sacred.

3 Things That Happen After the First Shave:

  1. Clarity Hits — Jawline. Eyes. Energy. It all levels up.

  2. Decision Energy — You stopped hesitating. You started becoming.

  3. Identity Reset — You’re not trying anymore. You ARE.

"I didn’t feel naked. I felt unlocked." — Subscriber, Boston

Being bald like me, us “ bald wonders “ never get credit for our awesomeness. but I cam up with a way to help you get as awesome as me , everyday and in everyway.

Tap into the good stuff below and see How You can use the power pose pack PDF to take some dynamic poses showing you how to convey confidence, self-assurance, and strength with a bald head.

  • 💪🏽 Power Pose Pack PDF ( will be emailed out Saturday morning), so keep an eye out for it.

BOARDROOM VIBES, BARBERSHOP MINDSET

Barbershop wisdom isn’t gone—it has evolved with time.

Nowadays, when it comes to having a bald head, it’s more about:

  • keeping your bald head looking “fresh” by polishing the dome by using some type of skin moistrizer.. My favorite , dont judge me, Bum Bum cream from Sephora it cost $45 for a small jar.

    • BUT, you can get the same thing from walmart in a big ass jar for $15.00. So, go to Walmart and look in the lotion section

    • Lining the beard like a king. Keep your beard line looking crisp and well-manicured. We’re not trying to look like a homeless man.

  • Getting style advice and life lessons in one cut ( well one polishing of your chrome dome)

A Bald executive transformation can be a little hard to explain, so here is a little graphy graph to make the read a little better

What Reddit says:

Your Power Up’s

( Stuff to transform you into a super hero this week )

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🏋🏾 Power up 1

No better way to power up your game up after dinner or between meals then whisky infused toothpicks, Go see what makes them so awesome

🏋🏾 🏋🏾 Power up 2

Forget sit-ups. This one core exercise will get you ripped and have a solid core before you know it. Learn to get ripped.

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The Best damn boots to power up your confidence. See the boots

📊"Five Fascinating Figures That'll Make You Go 'Hmm' and Maybe Even 'Ha!'

1. Did you know that 90% of statistics are made up on the spot? Including this one! But seriously, numbers can be as slippery

  1. Bald men are 13% more dominant (U. Penn study)

  2. 96% of men will experience some hair loss

  3. Bald saves you $600+/year

  4. Bald + beard = power multiplier

  5. People trust bald men more in leadership roles

😂 The Lighter Side of Losing Locks

Let's face it—hair today, gone tomorrow. But who says we can't have a good laugh along the way? Here are some classic bald jokes to keep our spirits high:

  • Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
    Because from a distance, they looked like hares!

  • What do you call a barber for bald men?
    An air stylist.

  • Why don't bald men use keys?
    Because they've already lost their locks!

Remember, humor is a powerful tool. Embracing the bald journey with a smile can make all the difference.

Let’s enter the gentleman's agreement. I’ll keep up the good stuff, and I only ask you for one thing. Just spread the love. If you like what you're reading .. as Captain Pekard said above, “this slaps”.. Tell someone.

📊 Bald by the Numbers: Surprising Stats

Understanding the scope of hair loss can be both enlightening and reassuring. Here are some eye-opening statistics:

  • By age 35, approximately 40% of men experience noticeable hair loss.

  • By age 50, that number jumps to 50% of men dealing with significant hair thinning.

  • 96% of men will experience some degree of hair loss in their lifetime.

  • 35 million men in the U.S. are affected by male pattern baldness.

  • Europeans are more likely to experience male pattern baldness, followed by Afro-Caribbeans.

    These numbers remind us that hair loss is a common experience, transcending age and ethnicity. You're far from alone on this journey.

🤔 It Goes Down in the DM’s

Q: What if my head shape’s weird?
A: Grow a beard. No one notices. Own it anyway.

Q: Do women like bald guys?
A: They love men who own their story. Swagger is sexier than strands.

🤦‍♂️ Hair-Raising Tales: When Denial Gets Creative

We've all seen, heard (or lived) stories of men going above and beyond to extreme lengths to conceal hair loss. Every man at one point was led to believe that hair loss was a negative, unattractive thing, leading to the belief that having a bald spot or losing your hair would make you less of a man.

Here are a couple of wild, highly memorable examples of the things some men will and have done in the pursuit of tricking people into thinking that they have hair due to their unwillingness to own their new look and identity as a bald powerhouse:

  • The Comb-Over King:
    One gentleman grew the hair on the sides of his head extra long, meticulously combing it over his bald spot. On windy days, his "hair cape" would take flight, revealing the truth beneath.

  • The Spray-On Savior:
    Another fellow invested in spray-on hair to cover thinning areas. After an unexpected rainstorm, his "hair" began to drip down his face, leaving him looking like a melting wax figure.

💪 From Locks to Liberation: A Personal Reflection

I once had beautiful, long locks that I took great pride in. As time passed, my hair began to break off, and I faced a choice: cling to the remaining strands or embrace a new look.

Shaving my head was daunting, but continuing with thinning hair made me feel older than my years.

Taking the plunge and going bald was transformative—it renewed my sense of self, boosted my confidence, and connected me with a community of like-minded individuals.

Embracing baldness was not an end but a powerful new beginning. I saw a literal reaction when I shaved my head bald, by all the women now smiling very hard at me and the endless compliments

It made me wish that I had done it 8 years earlier. The time and money you save by having a bald head are priceless. I have a big ass head so if i can rock the bald head look anyman can.

If you're worried about looking like a kid, grow a beard, mustache, goatee, or any type of facial hair to help complete the look. I grew my beard and loved it

These anecdotes highlight the sometimes comical, often futile attempts to hide the inevitable. Embracing baldness not only saves time and money but also spares us from potential embarrassment.

Your mind has been blown, and you have added 15% more to your bald IQ. This week. Your confidence is beyond the top, and you have known and seen the advantages of stepping into your baldness to take back and rebuild yourself in the image of one of the historic great men who were bald.

So, stand tall, shine bright, and wear your baldness like the badge of honor it is. Here's to embracing the bald and living our best, most authentic lives.

🔥 Embrace the Bald: A Call to Confidence

Hair loss can be a challenging experience, but it's also an opportunity for growth and self-discovery. By sharing stories, statistics, and a good dose of humor, we can navigate this journey together with pride and confidence.

Remember:

  • You're not alone. Millions of men experience hair loss; it's a common thread that unites us.

  • Humor heals. Laughing at ourselves and our experiences lightens the load.

  • Community supports. Engaging with others on the same path provides strength and solidarity.

It’s almost as if Ryan Johnson, one of MLB's greatest pitchers, has been throwing electric razors at your head for years, due to the bald spots, but now, after today, no more. 🤣 

Stay Strong. Stay Bold. Stay Yourself.

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-Jamie- Chief Bald Head Aficionado

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