Fellas,
Yesterday at 8:47AM I caught myself doing that thing we all do but never admit.
I’m standing in the kitchen, staring into my coffee like it’s gonna load a new life if I just wait for the spinning wheel to finish.
Phone buzzing.
Slack pinging.
Kids negotiating World War III over a cereal box.
News headlines screaming disaster.And in the reflection on the microwave?
Yup… the same bald dome, same tired face, same “here we go again” feeling.
And it hit me — not some deep spiritual revelation — just this:
“Why do I let the day punk me before 9AM?”
So I ran a little experiment.
Ten minutes.
No guru.
No ice bath.
No $300 gadget.
Just a simple, stripped-down bald man reset:
One move for my body.
One move for my brain.
One move for my attitude.
By 8:59AM, I didn’t magically become a new person…
But I wasn’t cooked anymore.
I felt… in control. Different. Sharper.
Like I’d grabbed the steering wheel back from the chaos.
That little experiment turned into tomorrow’s Everything Bald weekly edition:
👉 “The 10-Minute Bald Reset: How to Reboot Your Brain, Your Mood & Your Masculinity Before 9AM.”
If your mornings have been owning you lately — if you’re tired of starting the day already behind —
tomorrow’s email is for you.
Watch your inbox.
Give me 10 minutes before 9AM…
I’ll give you your edge back.
see ya tommrow
-Jamie
Chief “Bald Head” Aficionado
